Generational Differences Taboo

Jan: (the card is "Mardi Gras") Oh! With the beads and the boobies!

Jess: You hold your things up with this.
Becca: Belt.
Chris: Bra?

Jessica: (the card is "Ecstasy") Oh, um, really excited...
Alan: Aroused?
Jessica: You're close.
Alan: Orgasm!

Becca: Whale!
Alan: It's like that, but with a male part.
Jess: Sperm whale.

Jan: (The card is "Homer Simpson") Oh, the yellow people! The yellow people on tv!

2009 Annual Holiday Christmas Party

Rob: (on the topic of Twilight) I can be creepy and stalk teenage girls without being a vampire.
Scott: I was thinking the same thing, but didn't say it.

Jessica: I don't like people.

Rob: (talking about people) I'm so confused - what color are they?

Jessica: In some ways, I think you're the girliest one of all. For example, you've read all the Twilight books.

Chris: You can't vote because you're a woman.

Siblings

Becca: Billy, if you're going to strip, you need to do it on a pole.

Robby: Just jump on the table and do it.

Hmmm...

Jess [referring to Tim and Patrick's incessant bickering]: You guys are like brothers!... Or lovers....

Jessica: Paige or Patrick?
Chris: Paige because she's better looking.
Tim: I beg to differ.

Another question for the masses...

Imagine if BECCA were a fashion fad. Which would she be?

1. Popped up shirt collar
2. Leg warmers
3. Zubaz zebra pants
4. Mood rings
5. Ray-Ban sunglasses
6. Toga

(Leave your answer/opinion in the comments!)




Becca: You can't wear zebra pants with a toga!

Ah, friends...

Becca: Come on, I want to be picked!
Chris: That's 'cause no one wants you.
Becca: Yeah, I know... wait, what??

Consider this question posed...

Imagine if TIM accidentally backed over the neighbor's cat in the driveway, what would he do?

1. Bury it and say nothing.
2. Confess
3. Buy a replacement cat and pretend nothing happened
4. Place it on the road and say nothing
5. Blame the neighbor for inadequate cat control
6. Run over it again to make sure it was dead

(Leave your answer/opinion in the comments section!)

Live Quoting

Paige: Sex Rehab!...It helps me relate to my youth.
Tim: TMI.

Mouse!

Tim: fuck. the mouse won.
Tim: but we totally know where its hiding.

You'd get so much writing done

Jenn: You could adopt.
Rachel: What did you say? get a dog?

Jenn: There totally should be talk like a ninja day. everyone would just be silent!

kid in movie: How much do you know about faucets?
Rachel: I know a lot about Fawcetts.

Murderous rage (a nanwrimo write in)

Rachel: Oooh, should I have him kill somebody?
Sarah: The answer is always yes.

Keeping math interesting

Prof: This doesn't require a government grant, or an advanced degree, or even sobriety.

Prof: We should have themed lectures. Like, if we're talking about something hot, everybody wears beach clothes, or something cold, everybody wears parkas. So right now, I'm picturing everybody naked.

It's been too long since we had a good quote

KT: You don't happen to have any papers on mass consumption/consumerism/materialism in todays society do you?
Tim: hmm. nope.
Tim: Is mass consumption ... like eating lots of food?

rule to being British #37: moving must only be described by the word "nightmare"

James (upon the unearthing of our landlord's hideous stuff): It really wasn't awesome manor until you moved in.

Rachel (to Jenn): Do you like it better on bottom?
Rachel (to Jenn): I dunno, can you screw better than me?

Moving guy: That cat is too big.

Some people don't know when to quit.

Things that are soft:
Jessica: Tooshy! No wait, teeth. Teeth? What the hell was I thinking?

Patrick: There's always titties and tooshies in SciFi movies.

Things that in the White House:
Christina: Tramps! later What? I'm just saying, she keeps fit and it's not for him. I mean, he's busy and a woman has needs.

Chris: This is what I remember about my wedding: tequila.

Things found in a dorm room:
Chris: Thermal dynamics book.
Everybody: Nerd!
Paul: How did you ever get laid?
Chris: I got married.

Things found in a scifi movie:
Patrick: Rauncy stuff.
Jessica: What kind of science fiction movies are you watching? pause And where can I find them?

Becca: I think I just poured myself too much Scotch.
Jessica: No such thing.

Hot places:
Christina: My house.
Jessica: But there's no "R" in that.

Paul: I'd like to point out the difference in Chris and Jessica's choices for "things found in a dorm room."
Jessica: Boinkings, titties, rastafarians.
Chris: Book report, thermal dynamics book, reading material.

Are any of us surprised?

Patrick: I'm pretty good at picking up gays.

After seeing the new moon trailer

R: I have paper cuts. Can I get worker's comp for that?
J: No, but watch out for vampires. Coming at you from across the room. In slow motion.

Typical

Rob: I effed up.
Tim: Good work.
Tim: What'd you do?

Adventures in WineLand

While tasting a '97 Cabernet Franc
Rob: It looks like a port. It smells like a port.
Becca: But it doesn't quack like a port.

After I purchased my fifth bottle of wine
Rob:You don't need to take my keys away from me. You need to take my wallet!

While making our way to Tre Anelli my GPS was way off on our location
Becca: Apparently your GPS has had more wine than we have.

As I typed the previous quote into my phone while driving (when nobody was within a mile of me!)
Becca: I'm not sure how I feel about you typing and driving.
Rob: I'm fine ... GPA means GPS.