Thursday, September 24, 2009

rule to being British #37: moving must only be described by the word "nightmare"

James (upon the unearthing of our landlord's hideous stuff): It really wasn't awesome manor until you moved in.

Rachel (to Jenn): Do you like it better on bottom?
Rachel (to Jenn): I dunno, can you screw better than me?

Moving guy: That cat is too big.

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