Seb: I'll ask Google.
Claire (to Nimbus): If you want hurt someone just write a novel. You can kill undergraduates.
Seb (on the quick quotes quill): That would be awesome. "And then stuff happens." Fifteen minutes later you'd have Twilight.
Jenn: So you were planning social entrapment on JK Rowling?
Amy: ... Basically yes.
Claire: I forcered her awake by being awake
Jenn: She forced me awake by talking incessantly
Claire: That's what I call being awake
Jenn: She had sex last year.
Rachel: Well, I kind of lied.
Seb: Did you lie up or did you lie down?
Rachel: I lied down.... hey....
Claire *excitedly*: I learned how to conjugate the verb 'thrust'!
Claire: Now I wish I hadn't sent you the sex scene.
Rachel: *reading the aforementioned sex scene*: "Complete this scene?"
Claire: Well yeah it needs to be finished, you know
Everyone else: *bursts into laughter*
James: What kind of sex are you having that lasts 4,000 words? And where can I get it?
Claire: Someone said you were a bad influence.
Rachel: What?!
Jenn: No one said that. She doesn't understand English very well.
Rachel: I've got an epilogue and a sexilogue.
Jenn: Have you written your climax scene then?
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