Rachel: You said, 'Dot, dot, dot.'
Rachel: I can't do things that involve things.
Rachel: No, you know what I mean. I can't do athletic things that involve athleticy things.
Rachel: You have to smooth corners to be a diplomat. It's glossing over the whole 'we bombed your country 10 years ago.'
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
na Exitu
rachel: how old do you think he is?
jessie: married.
random group of drunk english: *singing* we love you serbia! we do!
seb & rachel: *run away laughing*
seb: I think I want to change my nationality
rachel: I just had a flashback to 1915...
flyer guy: do you want to study in London?
seb: I live in London
flyer girl: I could have told you he was English
and more along the same lines...
jessie: married.
random group of drunk english: *singing* we love you serbia! we do!
seb & rachel: *run away laughing*
seb: I think I want to change my nationality
rachel: I just had a flashback to 1915...
flyer guy: do you want to study in London?
seb: I live in London
flyer girl: I could have told you he was English
and more along the same lines...
Sunday, July 13, 2008
It's a new game!
Tim: All I heard is, 'Are you a contributer to the groping.' Yes, but...
Paige: If I were masturbating, pretty much the freakiest thing I can think of is a bunch of my girlfriends around me cheering me on to get off.
Carly: I don't know what that means. Oh yes I do. It's all in the name.
Paige: It's like back rubs.
Paige: We're going to look at porn together.
Tim: Yeah! Sex!
Jessica: I think taking a picture of yourself in a dress and charging people to see it is a little like pornography.
Becca: I mean, how often do two of your best friends get married? Not that often.... well twice, I guess.
Rob: Oh, that's easy. You just sleep with her, then make a copy of the key in the morning while she's still asleep.
Jessica: (in a text message) And you didn't even need to sleep with me to get our key.
There's one more, but I honestly think that it's a little too adult content to put here, and it's not just because I don't want to type it. Plus, the speaker doesn't want his/her name attached to the quote, and I don't think that's allowed.
Paige: If I were masturbating, pretty much the freakiest thing I can think of is a bunch of my girlfriends around me cheering me on to get off.
Carly: I don't know what that means. Oh yes I do. It's all in the name.
Paige: It's like back rubs.
Paige: We're going to look at porn together.
Tim: Yeah! Sex!
Jessica: I think taking a picture of yourself in a dress and charging people to see it is a little like pornography.
Becca: I mean, how often do two of your best friends get married? Not that often.... well twice, I guess.
Rob: Oh, that's easy. You just sleep with her, then make a copy of the key in the morning while she's still asleep.
Jessica: (in a text message) And you didn't even need to sleep with me to get our key.
There's one more, but I honestly think that it's a little too adult content to put here, and it's not just because I don't want to type it. Plus, the speaker doesn't want his/her name attached to the quote, and I don't think that's allowed.
Sunday, July 06, 2008
It's now the perma-party
Tony: Do it with your brother's fiance.
Tony: Who wants to jump in the wiener?
Patrick: Where's Tony? Is he in the wiener pool?
Patrick: What, it's not that bad. It probably came out of my mouth and I just put it back in.
Liz: What was the result of the taste test?
Patrick: Something Dorito-y.
Tony: Who wants to jump in the wiener?
Patrick: Where's Tony? Is he in the wiener pool?
Patrick: What, it's not that bad. It probably came out of my mouth and I just put it back in.
Liz: What was the result of the taste test?
Patrick: Something Dorito-y.
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