Quotes from the 2009 Annual Burzlaff Wii Bowling Tournament.
Rick: Did you just use Cartesian dualism in a joke?
Patrick: I only do it straight in video games, not in real life.
Paige: Jess has got amazing underarms.
Patrick: They're probably airbrushed.
Jess gives them the death look.
Patrick: Tim, you can't drive my stick. Pause
Patrick: Don't tell Becca I said that.
Paige: What's your favorite position?
Patrick: 7th. It's the longest.
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Sunday, January 11, 2009
Sunday, July 13, 2008
It's a new game!
Tim: All I heard is, 'Are you a contributer to the groping.' Yes, but...
Paige: If I were masturbating, pretty much the freakiest thing I can think of is a bunch of my girlfriends around me cheering me on to get off.
Carly: I don't know what that means. Oh yes I do. It's all in the name.
Paige: It's like back rubs.
Paige: We're going to look at porn together.
Tim: Yeah! Sex!
Jessica: I think taking a picture of yourself in a dress and charging people to see it is a little like pornography.
Becca: I mean, how often do two of your best friends get married? Not that often.... well twice, I guess.
Rob: Oh, that's easy. You just sleep with her, then make a copy of the key in the morning while she's still asleep.
Jessica: (in a text message) And you didn't even need to sleep with me to get our key.
There's one more, but I honestly think that it's a little too adult content to put here, and it's not just because I don't want to type it. Plus, the speaker doesn't want his/her name attached to the quote, and I don't think that's allowed.
Paige: If I were masturbating, pretty much the freakiest thing I can think of is a bunch of my girlfriends around me cheering me on to get off.
Carly: I don't know what that means. Oh yes I do. It's all in the name.
Paige: It's like back rubs.
Paige: We're going to look at porn together.
Tim: Yeah! Sex!
Jessica: I think taking a picture of yourself in a dress and charging people to see it is a little like pornography.
Becca: I mean, how often do two of your best friends get married? Not that often.... well twice, I guess.
Rob: Oh, that's easy. You just sleep with her, then make a copy of the key in the morning while she's still asleep.
Jessica: (in a text message) And you didn't even need to sleep with me to get our key.
There's one more, but I honestly think that it's a little too adult content to put here, and it's not just because I don't want to type it. Plus, the speaker doesn't want his/her name attached to the quote, and I don't think that's allowed.
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