Becca: I should get me one of those and put it on my desk.
Rachel and Chris (in unison): A lingerie?
Chris: Don't knock my British accent. Don't knock my cock pause ney.
Rachel: Have you seen my bum.
Becca: I really don't want to see your bum. pause. That's awesome.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Still in the closet
Brandon: It's gotten to the point where I'd rather be caught watching porn than playing WoW. pause At least I could explain the former.
Monday, January 03, 2011
Twilight: Eclipse
Matt: If humans get blue balls, what do vampires get?
Jon: Sparkly balls.
Jess: Disco balls!
Joe: Silence! I...have to speak.
Becca: Ah, I need a brother to come.
Matt: She was about to graduate... for the first time.
Joe: It's okay to fart!
Jon: There are two unlesses (to breaking up with someone as soon as you know its not going to work). 1: of you have concert tickets; or 2. you are about to have a birthday and you want your goddamn present.
Whitney: I don't know if you know, but I'm a world traveler and pretty dumb, so...
Jon: Sparkly balls.
Jess: Disco balls!
Joe: Silence! I...have to speak.
Becca: Ah, I need a brother to come.
Matt: She was about to graduate... for the first time.
Joe: It's okay to fart!
Jon: There are two unlesses (to breaking up with someone as soon as you know its not going to work). 1: of you have concert tickets; or 2. you are about to have a birthday and you want your goddamn present.
Whitney: I don't know if you know, but I'm a world traveler and pretty dumb, so...
On Multitasking
Brandon: That's how you break a woman down.
Becca: What? Stop her ability to multitask?
Brandon: Yeah, see usually she can listen to you and filter the bullshit. You remove that and next thing you know she's making you breakfast.
Becca: What? Stop her ability to multitask?
Brandon: Yeah, see usually she can listen to you and filter the bullshit. You remove that and next thing you know she's making you breakfast.
Thursday, December 09, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
What do you really think?
Rachel: You are cunning and a Mistress of Evil.
Becca: True, but it has nothing to do with Nano.
Rachel: And everything to do with the very evil nature of your being.
Becca: True, but it has nothing to do with Nano.
Rachel: And everything to do with the very evil nature of your being.
Monday, November 01, 2010
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
Lush
Brandon: That's like differentiating between a whore and a slut.
Becca: You would know.
Brandon: Yep, one costs more. But it's all the same.
Becca: You would know.
Brandon: Yep, one costs more. But it's all the same.
Friday, July 23, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Anger Management
rob: ugh
rob: want to punch something or go run
becca: don't you have a roommate now?
rob: unfortunately it is midnight and I need to sleep
rob: yes
rob: he is already in bed
becca: even better
rob: want to punch something or go run
becca: don't you have a roommate now?
rob: unfortunately it is midnight and I need to sleep
rob: yes
rob: he is already in bed
becca: even better
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Twilight: New Moon Drinking Game
Hester: He's a doctor. He's a vampire doctor.
Jessica: Maybe he's a generational slut.
Jessica: You can go do boy things.
Chris: We're wrestling bears!
Jessica: Why can't she exist without a boy?
Rosco: Because she's a woman.
Jacob takes his shirt off.
Becca: That's worth the price of admissions.
Chris: That makes me wish I had my thing to use on Becca.
Chris: I don't mind that he wants to find something in me.
Rosco: I wish I knew where you hide it.
Chris: Are you a gay werewolf?
Jessica: We had only been dating for a few weeks, and I had never expressed interest in pirates.
Hester: I had a fascinating time with the things
Rosco: I had a great time with the things. The thigns go up and down, depending on how hard you squeeze it.
Chris: Look at the size of those muffins!
Jessica: If a guy messes up my face, he'd better give me a big old muffin.
Hester: He knows it's wrong much more than she does, because he's waiting for her baby!
Chris: A phone wouldn't stop me!
Becca: Because Bella is dead.
Rosco: Who's Bella?
Jessica: True Blood is so much better because there's sex.
Chris: Because, literally, they suck.
Chris: Yeah, suck that, Jacob. Because you can't!
Jessica: I wonder what my vampire ability wqould be. Because clearly we all have one.
Chris: Where's the new moon of the whole thing?
Becca: Jacob. He's the whole symbolism of the movie.
Chris: I didn't see his butt!
Chris: Wow, olympic shaped swimming pool.... that's totally better than our penis shaped swimming pool.
*Roscoe taps the big blue exercise ball*
Jessica: Yeah! Tap that blue ball!
Hester: He will be. For at least the next four days.
Jessica: Maybe he's a generational slut.
Jessica: You can go do boy things.
Chris: We're wrestling bears!
Jessica: Why can't she exist without a boy?
Rosco: Because she's a woman.
Jacob takes his shirt off.
Becca: That's worth the price of admissions.
Chris: That makes me wish I had my thing to use on Becca.
Chris: I don't mind that he wants to find something in me.
Rosco: I wish I knew where you hide it.
Chris: Are you a gay werewolf?
Jessica: We had only been dating for a few weeks, and I had never expressed interest in pirates.
Hester: I had a fascinating time with the things
Rosco: I had a great time with the things. The thigns go up and down, depending on how hard you squeeze it.
Chris: Look at the size of those muffins!
Jessica: If a guy messes up my face, he'd better give me a big old muffin.
Hester: He knows it's wrong much more than she does, because he's waiting for her baby!
Chris: A phone wouldn't stop me!
Becca: Because Bella is dead.
Rosco: Who's Bella?
Jessica: True Blood is so much better because there's sex.
Chris: Because, literally, they suck.
Chris: Yeah, suck that, Jacob. Because you can't!
Jessica: I wonder what my vampire ability wqould be. Because clearly we all have one.
Chris: Where's the new moon of the whole thing?
Becca: Jacob. He's the whole symbolism of the movie.
Chris: I didn't see his butt!
Chris: Wow, olympic shaped swimming pool.... that's totally better than our penis shaped swimming pool.
*Roscoe taps the big blue exercise ball*
Jessica: Yeah! Tap that blue ball!
Hester: He will be. For at least the next four days.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Twihard Drinking Game aka "You don't know how you've tortured me.
Becca: I brought clothes for church tomorrow in case I have to drink too much.
Jess: Have to drink too much?
Becca: They're rules! I have to follow the rules.
Doris: So if they have kids, they're kids can't have kids.
Elizabeth: They're like donkeys.
Jess: Wait. Why aren't donkeys extinct.
Doris: Donkeys are donkeys, horses are horses. But mules are different.
Doris: It's kind of what whatever is hosting it wants to force everybody else to read.
Jess: You can either see the movie or you can drive home, but I can't do both.
Becca: Fade away usually mean something that we can't show and keep our rating.
Elizabeth: He ate her.
Edward: You better hold on tight, spider monkey.
Jess: Oh my God, kiss already.
Doris: He moves so very fast.
Meyer: They really enhanced the scene (Muse).
Becca: They would have enhance it if they had actually played baseball.
Elizabeth: to Chris Suck on the fruit.
Jess: What did you just say to my husband?
Becca: I can't find the right buttons.
Elizabeth: They're chocolate and.... heat flavored! (referring to Twilight flavored Sweethearts)
Elizabeth: Movies that make me cry can't be our drinking game movies.
Becca: But it's a screwball comedy!
Elizabeth: Schinlder's List?????
Jess: Have to drink too much?
Becca: They're rules! I have to follow the rules.
Doris: So if they have kids, they're kids can't have kids.
Elizabeth: They're like donkeys.
Jess: Wait. Why aren't donkeys extinct.
Doris: Donkeys are donkeys, horses are horses. But mules are different.
Doris: It's kind of what whatever is hosting it wants to force everybody else to read.
Jess: You can either see the movie or you can drive home, but I can't do both.
Becca: Fade away usually mean something that we can't show and keep our rating.
Elizabeth: He ate her.
Edward: You better hold on tight, spider monkey.
Jess: Oh my God, kiss already.
Doris: He moves so very fast.
Meyer: They really enhanced the scene (Muse).
Becca: They would have enhance it if they had actually played baseball.
Elizabeth: to Chris Suck on the fruit.
Jess: What did you just say to my husband?
Becca: I can't find the right buttons.
Elizabeth: They're chocolate and.... heat flavored! (referring to Twilight flavored Sweethearts)
Elizabeth: Movies that make me cry can't be our drinking game movies.
Becca: But it's a screwball comedy!
Elizabeth: Schinlder's List?????
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Generational Differences Taboo
Jan: (the card is "Mardi Gras") Oh! With the beads and the boobies!
Jess: You hold your things up with this.
Becca: Belt.
Chris: Bra?
Jessica: (the card is "Ecstasy") Oh, um, really excited...
Alan: Aroused?
Jessica: You're close.
Alan: Orgasm!
Becca: Whale!
Alan: It's like that, but with a male part.
Jess: Sperm whale.
Jan: (The card is "Homer Simpson") Oh, the yellow people! The yellow people on tv!
Jess: You hold your things up with this.
Becca: Belt.
Chris: Bra?
Jessica: (the card is "Ecstasy") Oh, um, really excited...
Alan: Aroused?
Jessica: You're close.
Alan: Orgasm!
Becca: Whale!
Alan: It's like that, but with a male part.
Jess: Sperm whale.
Jan: (The card is "Homer Simpson") Oh, the yellow people! The yellow people on tv!
Saturday, December 26, 2009
2009 Annual Holiday Christmas Party
Rob: (on the topic of Twilight) I can be creepy and stalk teenage girls without being a vampire.
Scott: I was thinking the same thing, but didn't say it.
Jessica: I don't like people.
Rob: (talking about people) I'm so confused - what color are they?
Jessica: In some ways, I think you're the girliest one of all. For example, you've read all the Twilight books.
Chris: You can't vote because you're a woman.
Scott: I was thinking the same thing, but didn't say it.
Jessica: I don't like people.
Rob: (talking about people) I'm so confused - what color are they?
Jessica: In some ways, I think you're the girliest one of all. For example, you've read all the Twilight books.
Chris: You can't vote because you're a woman.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Siblings
Becca: Billy, if you're going to strip, you need to do it on a pole.
Robby: Just jump on the table and do it.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Hmmm...
Jess [referring to Tim and Patrick's incessant bickering]: You guys are like brothers!... Or lovers....
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