Matt: If humans get blue balls, what do vampires get?
Jon: Sparkly balls.
Jess: Disco balls!
Joe: Silence! I...have to speak.
Becca: Ah, I need a brother to come.
Matt: She was about to graduate... for the first time.
Joe: It's okay to fart!
Jon: There are two unlesses (to breaking up with someone as soon as you know its not going to work). 1: of you have concert tickets; or 2. you are about to have a birthday and you want your goddamn present.
Whitney: I don't know if you know, but I'm a world traveler and pretty dumb, so...
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