Hester: He's a doctor. He's a vampire doctor.
Jessica: Maybe he's a generational slut.
Jessica: You can go do boy things.
Chris: We're wrestling bears!
Jessica: Why can't she exist without a boy?
Rosco: Because she's a woman.
Jacob takes his shirt off.
Becca: That's worth the price of admissions.
Chris: That makes me wish I had my thing to use on Becca.
Chris: I don't mind that he wants to find something in me.
Rosco: I wish I knew where you hide it.
Chris: Are you a gay werewolf?
Jessica: We had only been dating for a few weeks, and I had never expressed interest in pirates.
Hester: I had a fascinating time with the things
Rosco: I had a great time with the things. The thigns go up and down, depending on how hard you squeeze it.
Chris: Look at the size of those muffins!
Jessica: If a guy messes up my face, he'd better give me a big old muffin.
Hester: He knows it's wrong much more than she does, because he's waiting for her baby!
Chris: A phone wouldn't stop me!
Becca: Because Bella is dead.
Rosco: Who's Bella?
Jessica: True Blood is so much better because there's sex.
Chris: Because, literally, they suck.
Chris: Yeah, suck that, Jacob. Because you can't!
Jessica: I wonder what my vampire ability wqould be. Because clearly we all have one.
Chris: Where's the new moon of the whole thing?
Becca: Jacob. He's the whole symbolism of the movie.
Chris: I didn't see his butt!
Chris: Wow, olympic shaped swimming pool.... that's totally better than our penis shaped swimming pool.
*Roscoe taps the big blue exercise ball*
Jessica: Yeah! Tap that blue ball!
Hester: He will be. For at least the next four days.
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