I'm beginning to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion

Rachel: I could cover him in sparkly glitter.
Claire: Marshmellow fluff is quite sparkly.

Edward: Say what I am. Say it outloud!
Claire: Stalker!!

Edward *sparkling*: This is what I am.
Seb: Sweaty?

The Quotable Seb

It's not chivalry, it's beer. Some things are more important than gender politics.


I've just made 236 women gay.

Also, pool tables

Seb: It's nice to see a kitchen being used for cooking.

Jenn: As opposed to...

Amy and Rachel *looking at each other*: Sex?

Passports

Amy: The British ones are so stiff.

Christmas cookies!

Rachel: We should put the cookie dough in the fridge.

Claire: Oh right, it says "chill" [on the recipe] and I figured, we're in England...

Please mind the gap between the train and the platform

Rachel: Wow that's a wide gap

Rachel: *trips over the gap*

More political insight from my brother

Robby: Obama has to be the anti-Christ. People like him too much to not be. not sure if this is the exact quote, but you get the idea.

It's a science, damn it!

Becca: The social scientist in me really wants everything to completely collapse so I could watch and see what happens. But that would probably be bad.

Twilight quotes and then some

Jenn directing Claire: Get off the tube and follow the screaming.

Claire: I wouldn't say 'I want to have your babies,' I just want to have sex with you.

Girl in front of us: Are you Mormon?

Us: Oh god no. awkward pause Why, are you?

Rachel: We're nerdier than Amy

Claire: Oh yeah we're dirtier than Amy, what did she say like when we're talking about our sex lives...

Jenn: Where is he (Robert Pattinson)? Can you see him?

Rachel: I don't... Oh wait! No! I see his hair!

Jenn: Acceptance is the first step

Seb: No, having a drink is the first step.

Walking past a Friend's Meeting House on Euston Rd

Rachel: Maybe I should become a Quaker.

Jenn: Oh, I wouldn't like to be in control of so many lives.

Rachel: Whaaa...

Jenn: Plus the whole suicide thing would freak me out.

Rachel: WHAT???

Jenn: Remember we were talking about people jumping in front of trains?

Rachel: What... does that have to do with Quakers?

Jenn: Oh, I thought you said tube driver.

Rachel: It's only when I started to ship them in my head. pause I am my own fandom.

Rachel: throwing houses on the monopoly board What? I don't have a degree in urban design.

Seb: Nothing is completely evil. Even the Wehrmacht made good cars.

Kaite: I'm very gay but I'm attracted to guys like David Tennant. If he asks very nicely, I would have sex with him. pause I'm David Tennant-sexual.

Claire: If you google Claire you'll find chocolate wrappers.

Nick: Dairy. Dairy is good.

Amy [?]: But it's so broad.

Nick: And Christianity isn't?

Seb: Notch, notch, notch

Rachel: Was she counting her conquests on your knife?

Seb: It's not long enough.

Best out of context:

Anonymous: well.. starbucks would be good cause its cold outside
Anonymous: but im down for anything. i'd invite her here... but pretty much my room is the only place i would want her

Family Conversations

Robby (my brother): You're not a baby killer like my mom is, are you?

Puff paint. yes. really.

Rachel: You should suck on it

Claire: But I wanted to blow it

Rachel: i am having a super nerd day tomorrow
Becca: you're not a nerd
Rachel: did i tell you we are going to a recording of mugglecast
Becca: how fun! i take it back