Most unusual bar talk winner

By the end of the night, they were lovin' us, those Hungarian Nazis were....

That rakija is pretty bad stuff. I almost ran over a homeless guy... in a tank!

Video Gaming

A friend: So being a woman in the gaming world sucks. Unless you're a skank.

Wednesday One-Liners

I am reposting this from "Overheard in New York" because it is frightening. And hilarious.

Man on cell: Yeah, but then once you graduate from college it's called alcoholism.

--West Village

Ah, how true it is.

Under the influence

Becca: Half of my family doesn't get me. That's the pot-smoking half.
Chris: Really? I thought the pot-smoking half would get you...

Why would you want to what, Tim?

Sorry to put these up so late. They were buried at the bottom of my suitcase. :)

Becca: My life is stupid, my card is American Express.

Jessica: (to Chris) Girlfriend! You have to pick my card!
Robert: Jessica, (points to himself) boyfriend!

Tim (?): Yeah, Chris has a sexy tractor.

Rachel: Cornflakes! They were invented to prevent masturbation.
Tim: (horrified) Why would you want to...?