I'm a bad influence

Becca Jennings: stop making me question my life decisions!

Subtleties of Law

Becca: It's not illegal unless they press charges.

What do you really think?

Rachel: You are cunning and a Mistress of Evil.
Becca: True, but it has nothing to do with Nano.
Rachel: And everything to do with the very evil nature of your being.

Tell that to the Scots

Rachel: does scotland count as "not england"?
Becca: no

Becca on Love

Becca: Love is overrated. Subservience is all you need.

Lush

Brandon: That's like differentiating between a whore and a slut.
Becca: You would know.
Brandon: Yep, one costs more. But it's all the same.

Words, Words, Words...

Roscoe: Well, Woody Allen is like the black Eddie Murphy.

Anger Management

rob: ugh
rob: want to punch something or go run
becca: don't you have a roommate now?
rob: unfortunately it is midnight and I need to sleep
rob: yes
rob: he is already in bed
becca: even better

Twilight: New Moon Drinking Game

Hester: He's a doctor. He's a vampire doctor.

Jessica: Maybe he's a generational slut.

Jessica: You can go do boy things.
Chris: We're wrestling bears!

Jessica: Why can't she exist without a boy?
Rosco: Because she's a woman.

Jacob takes his shirt off.
Becca: That's worth the price of admissions.
Chris: That makes me wish I had my thing to use on Becca.

Chris: I don't mind that he wants to find something in me.
Rosco: I wish I knew where you hide it.

Chris: Are you a gay werewolf?

Jessica: We had only been dating for a few weeks, and I had never expressed interest in pirates.

Hester: I had a fascinating time with the things
Rosco: I had a great time with the things. The thigns go up and down, depending on how hard you squeeze it.

Chris: Look at the size of those muffins!

Jessica: If a guy messes up my face, he'd better give me a big old muffin.

Hester: He knows it's wrong much more than she does, because he's waiting for her baby!

Chris: A phone wouldn't stop me!

Becca: Because Bella is dead.
Rosco: Who's Bella?

Jessica: True Blood is so much better because there's sex.

Chris: Because, literally, they suck.

Chris: Yeah, suck that, Jacob. Because you can't!

Jessica: I wonder what my vampire ability wqould be. Because clearly we all have one.

Chris: Where's the new moon of the whole thing?
Becca: Jacob. He's the whole symbolism of the movie.
Chris: I didn't see his butt!

Chris: Wow, olympic shaped swimming pool.... that's totally better than our penis shaped swimming pool.

*Roscoe taps the big blue exercise ball*
Jessica: Yeah! Tap that blue ball!
Hester: He will be. For at least the next four days.

Twihard Drinking Game aka "You don't know how you've tortured me.

Becca: I brought clothes for church tomorrow in case I have to drink too much.
Jess: Have to drink too much?
Becca: They're rules! I have to follow the rules.

Doris: So if they have kids, they're kids can't have kids.
Elizabeth: They're like donkeys.
Jess: Wait. Why aren't donkeys extinct.
Doris: Donkeys are donkeys, horses are horses. But mules are different.

Doris: It's kind of what whatever is hosting it wants to force everybody else to read.

Jess: You can either see the movie or you can drive home, but I can't do both.

Becca: Fade away usually mean something that we can't show and keep our rating.
Elizabeth: He ate her.

Edward: You better hold on tight, spider monkey.

Jess: Oh my God, kiss already.
Doris: He moves so very fast.

Meyer: They really enhanced the scene (Muse).
Becca: They would have enhance it if they had actually played baseball.

Elizabeth: to Chris Suck on the fruit.
Jess: What did you just say to my husband?

Becca: I can't find the right buttons.

Elizabeth: They're chocolate and.... heat flavored! (referring to Twilight flavored Sweethearts)

Elizabeth: Movies that make me cry can't be our drinking game movies.
Becca: But it's a screwball comedy!
Elizabeth: Schinlder's List?????

Generational Differences Taboo

Jan: (the card is "Mardi Gras") Oh! With the beads and the boobies!

Jess: You hold your things up with this.
Becca: Belt.
Chris: Bra?

Jessica: (the card is "Ecstasy") Oh, um, really excited...
Alan: Aroused?
Jessica: You're close.
Alan: Orgasm!

Becca: Whale!
Alan: It's like that, but with a male part.
Jess: Sperm whale.

Jan: (The card is "Homer Simpson") Oh, the yellow people! The yellow people on tv!

2009 Annual Holiday Christmas Party

Rob: (on the topic of Twilight) I can be creepy and stalk teenage girls without being a vampire.
Scott: I was thinking the same thing, but didn't say it.

Jessica: I don't like people.

Rob: (talking about people) I'm so confused - what color are they?

Jessica: In some ways, I think you're the girliest one of all. For example, you've read all the Twilight books.

Chris: You can't vote because you're a woman.

Siblings

Becca: Billy, if you're going to strip, you need to do it on a pole.

Robby: Just jump on the table and do it.

Hmmm...

Jess [referring to Tim and Patrick's incessant bickering]: You guys are like brothers!... Or lovers....

Jessica: Paige or Patrick?
Chris: Paige because she's better looking.
Tim: I beg to differ.

Another question for the masses...

Imagine if BECCA were a fashion fad. Which would she be?

1. Popped up shirt collar
2. Leg warmers
3. Zubaz zebra pants
4. Mood rings
5. Ray-Ban sunglasses
6. Toga

(Leave your answer/opinion in the comments!)




Becca: You can't wear zebra pants with a toga!

Ah, friends...

Becca: Come on, I want to be picked!
Chris: That's 'cause no one wants you.
Becca: Yeah, I know... wait, what??

Consider this question posed...

Imagine if TIM accidentally backed over the neighbor's cat in the driveway, what would he do?

1. Bury it and say nothing.
2. Confess
3. Buy a replacement cat and pretend nothing happened
4. Place it on the road and say nothing
5. Blame the neighbor for inadequate cat control
6. Run over it again to make sure it was dead

(Leave your answer/opinion in the comments section!)

Live Quoting

Paige: Sex Rehab!...It helps me relate to my youth.
Tim: TMI.

Mouse!

Tim: fuck. the mouse won.
Tim: but we totally know where its hiding.