[While talking to a third party]
Me: I'm going to the BBQ with my friend Becca.
Tim: When are you finally going to stop calling her just a friend?
[While tasting hefeweizen's at Yardhouse]
Me: I taste a lot of nut.
[Wimbledon commentator this morning]
Commentator: He involved the ball boys and the ball girls in a little bit of a knockup.
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oh *that* becca... for a sec I thought Rob was dating some random girl called becca..
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