Rusty's pizza parlour

Becca: Whenever I hear "Magna Carta" I think "tabula rasa"... maybe because Locke was British and he was about the same time... or a lot later.

Rachel: We could be sisters.
B: No we couldn't.
R: Why not?
B: Because we didn't grow up together.
R: But that's only half of it.
B: Whats the other half?
R: Blood.

R: I don't want [you to wear] something other than jeans I want something other than a soccer sweatshirt.
B: It's not a... It's a snowboarding sweatshirt.

B: You could teach him history.
R: Of what?
B: War. He's in a war.
R: More like a current event.
B; He's in a current event?

Pretty in Pink

I will admit that I don't remember the exact quote, but I'm going to try!

Becca: He's like a year... year-old.

Le weekend

Rachel: What is that (spanish name of street)?
Becca: I'm sure it's a tree but I'm not sure.

Rob: Becca has a no touching policy.
Becca: Yes, it's very strict.
Rob: She can only be touched in certain places.

There are probably more I forgot and at least one I am not allowed to put up.

Misc. Holiday Quotes

Here are some quotes left over from the holidays....

Chris: The heat lost its mojo.

Becca: I've now had a red headed slut!

Chris: I'm not drunk, I'm inebriated.
Tim: I'm drunk.

Tim: Jessica, are you still living vicariously through me?
Jessica: No.
Tim: (while touching his eyebrow) Because right here is numb.

Galen: Ooo! I've drank from this port-a-potty before.

Rachel: (reading) In which language is "once" spelled "w...." wait....

Galen: Oh. I thought you were talking about euphamisms for ding-dings.

Depression

Here's a quote I had written down some time ago while browsing through an informercial. I just stumbled across the paper it was on and thought this would be worth sharing.

Salesman: "I was watching 'Seinfeld' and there must be a lot of depressed people watching that show because every other commercial was about depression."

Host: "Well, it is a show about nothing."

Starting 2007 off right....

Jessica: Ew! Is that champagne?
Jan (Jessica's mom): I think it's urine.