Here are some quotes left over from the holidays....
Chris: The heat lost its mojo.
Becca: I've now had a red headed slut!
Chris: I'm not drunk, I'm inebriated.
Tim: I'm drunk.
Tim: Jessica, are you still living vicariously through me?
Jessica: No.
Tim: (while touching his eyebrow) Because right here is numb.
Galen: Ooo! I've drank from this port-a-potty before.
Rachel: (reading) In which language is "once" spelled "w...." wait....
Galen: Oh. I thought you were talking about euphamisms for ding-dings.
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