History comes alive

Kaite: 2011 is ages away
Rachel: Yeah, I'll be done with my PhD by then...
Jenn (to Rachel): That's not wood

Kaite: Ok, new rule. No one is coming to my party dressed as a fascist.

Camping

S: [Referring to her boyfriend] He doesn't want to sleep on the couch.
J: But guys like that. Its like camping.

Knife-fighting monkies

Edd: I don't think I could ever stab you.
Rachel: That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.

Rachel: feeling very sluggish today
maybe i have swine flu!...
Edd: Hmmm - that's how I felt yesterday!
I think that was more wine flu though.

Ways around the system

Discussing immigration constraints in economic history class, the professor is from China.

Classmate 1: Are you married, because we could hook you up.
Classmate 2: Well, if they overturn prop 8 you could just marry other economics professor.

Choices

Tim: I'm thirsty and all I have is beer and water.
Tim: Damn.

And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.

Jenn: We've already had this Twilight versus Harry Potter conversation
Couch Surfer 1: There is no conversation. That debate just doesn't exist.
Couch surfer 2: I haven't even read Harry Potter and I agree with you.