It falls to me to put the quotes down from last night, even though I didn't hear most of them.
Patrick: I go to a very liberal school.
Rachel and Jessica: Really?
Patrick: Well, it's a liberal arts school.
Patrick: There are sects of sects. (say it out loud)
Chris: (to Becca) Let's go to the back room (everybody heard bathroom).
(Becca follows)
Rachel: (to Jessica) Should you be worried?
Jessica: (shrugs) Nah.
Rachel: Cause it's Becca, but then again, it's Becca.
Patrick: I don't know what you mean by that, but I see your point.
Jessica: If I had a penny for every time I've been in that predicament.... I'd have a penny. Actually, I'd have nothing.
Jessica: A sneeze is like a tenth of an orgasm.
Patrick: My girlfriend said that the other day. She loves them!
Jessica: Sneezes or orgasms?
Becca: (asking a Trivial Pursuit question) What did Florida attorney Ellis Rubin say inmates could donate in exchange for a reduced sentence?
Chris: Livers?
Patrick: Blood.
Rachel: Sperm!
Becca: Body parts. So Chris, you were right.
Rachel: I was right.
Chris and Jessica: Sperm is not a body part!
Chris: He's too drunk 'n stupor...
Chris: I rose my hand.
Patrick: Then he es-chewed.
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I don't see your point, and I'd like to know what you meant by that!
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