I can't find the first two papers with quotes on them from the holiday party, so more quotes will definitely be forthcoming. But here are such that I can currently find.
Chris: Robert made out with books tonight.
Robert: I interpret that really wrong.
Rachel: Oh Robert... your pants are wet.
Rachel: (a little later) The funny thing is, it's my fault.
Chris: I don't need a gym. I just need friends so that I can hurt myself.
Robert: We have no more open bottles of wine... except for Natalie.
Becca: Natalie is an open bottle of wine?
Robert: Everybody who's going to have nightmares, please raise your hand.
Chris raises his hand.
Chris: It's about me and I'm having nightmares, too.
Robert: Take pictures to your heart's content.
Jessica poses.
Robert: I didn't say act stupid to your hearts content.
Becca: Robert is a butthole.
Jessica: ... That I agree with.
Rachel: I wear things underneath my pants, but it doesn't make it any different when I take them off.
Jessica: Did I scare you?
Tim: No, Chris in a teddy, that scares me.
Tim: I don't think they should make salad dressing in a little squirt thing.
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