I had one quirky airline stewardess during my trip to Chicago. One of her more memorable quotes was:
"Please remember that this is a non-smoking flight. If you wish to smoke you may step out onto the wing where we'll be showing our in-flight movie of 'Gone With The Wind.'"
After telling my father this, he regaled me with one he's heard on planes:
"Be careful when opening your overhead bins because 'shift' happens."
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how clever... did she give you a free bottle of wine from your brother's vineyard?
Sadly, no. Flying to/from Chicago isn't as exciting as flying to England.
None of my flight attendants from Ontario to Portland were funny. Even though I gave them my magazines! :(
None of my flight attendants from Ontario to Portland were funny. Even though I gave them my magazines! :(
None of my flight attendants from Ontario to Portland were funny. Even though I gave them my magazines! :(
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