Becca: I should get me one of those and put it on my desk.
Rachel and Chris (in unison): A lingerie?
Chris: Don't knock my British accent. Don't knock my cock pause ney.
Rachel: Have you seen my bum.
Becca: I really don't want to see your bum. pause. That's awesome.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Still in the closet
Brandon: It's gotten to the point where I'd rather be caught watching porn than playing WoW. pause At least I could explain the former.
Monday, January 03, 2011
Twilight: Eclipse
Matt: If humans get blue balls, what do vampires get?
Jon: Sparkly balls.
Jess: Disco balls!
Joe: Silence! I...have to speak.
Becca: Ah, I need a brother to come.
Matt: She was about to graduate... for the first time.
Joe: It's okay to fart!
Jon: There are two unlesses (to breaking up with someone as soon as you know its not going to work). 1: of you have concert tickets; or 2. you are about to have a birthday and you want your goddamn present.
Whitney: I don't know if you know, but I'm a world traveler and pretty dumb, so...
Jon: Sparkly balls.
Jess: Disco balls!
Joe: Silence! I...have to speak.
Becca: Ah, I need a brother to come.
Matt: She was about to graduate... for the first time.
Joe: It's okay to fart!
Jon: There are two unlesses (to breaking up with someone as soon as you know its not going to work). 1: of you have concert tickets; or 2. you are about to have a birthday and you want your goddamn present.
Whitney: I don't know if you know, but I'm a world traveler and pretty dumb, so...
On Multitasking
Brandon: That's how you break a woman down.
Becca: What? Stop her ability to multitask?
Brandon: Yeah, see usually she can listen to you and filter the bullshit. You remove that and next thing you know she's making you breakfast.
Becca: What? Stop her ability to multitask?
Brandon: Yeah, see usually she can listen to you and filter the bullshit. You remove that and next thing you know she's making you breakfast.
Thursday, December 09, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
What do you really think?
Rachel: You are cunning and a Mistress of Evil.
Becca: True, but it has nothing to do with Nano.
Rachel: And everything to do with the very evil nature of your being.
Becca: True, but it has nothing to do with Nano.
Rachel: And everything to do with the very evil nature of your being.
Monday, November 01, 2010
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