John: This is how Rome conquered the the world
Jenn: Pelvic thrusts?
John: She's sparkly, she's a vampire...
Jenn: That's all it takes now?
John: Edward Cullen after the operation
Claire: They gave 10 to the UK and three to France?
Jenn: To be fair the French song was crap too
Claire: yes but it was crap in French!
Claire, exploding into French: [translation: The French sell weapons to Israel! We don't need to give them Euro vision points too.]
Jenn: It does feel more right with the world when we're losing
Jenn: Victory for Norway?
John: Not too often in world events you can wave that banner
UK contestant: My time, it's my time
BBC News: Well, sadly, it wasn't.
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