How to save the economy

Classmate 1: We should have a bake sale.
Classmate 2: With hash brownies.

Economics helps you understand everything

Otis: In general, if you can break the connection between looks good and tastes good, your utility function is going to increase.

Miss Communication

Rachel: I'm trying to ship my cat over from the states
German Couchsurfer: Surely it's cheaper to buy a new car?

Teaching Religiocity to the Heathens

My cousin: So God is a bearded lady?

And then the werewolves open their eyes

Claire: He talks about rape all the time?
Edd: Well yeah but in a comedy way so it's all right

Jenn: If I had a baby I would bite it.