Tim: Give her the water with the poison in it....
*Jessica and Lauren glare at Tim*
Tim: Not the deadly poison!
Rob: It looks like dirt.
Tim: It looks like nature.
Chris: Booze has raped my memory.
Becca: Did you just call me simple?
Jess: Cynical!
Jess: If it's not a violent crime, I'm just not interested.
During fantasy football draft
Becca: Let's play Final Fantasy soccer!
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Is it bad if I don't remember some of these quotes?
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