Rachel: My aunt made the craziest rum cake. When I drank it-
Becca, Jessica, and Chris: When you drank it?
Tim: I had a red headed slut and a blow job for my birthday.
Becca: Tim's the red headed slut.
Tim: I hate this game - I always lose or win or whatever.
Rachel: Or we could play lemon Stockholm 57.
Tim: Announcement: I am drunk.
Jessica: I write'm going that. Wait. I'm going to write that down.
Tim: If you're living vicariously through me, is your face numb?
Becca: When did this happen?
Jessica: Eventually.
Rob: We were trying to flash one another (about Chris).
Tim: (while streaking in his underwear) You only turn 21 once! I'm a golden god!
Tim: to Rachel You are too old. How old are you?
Tim: Shut up! That's not sweet.
Tim: Can you feel your face?
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