Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Is that your poker face?

Brian: Why don't they make eatable bottles? 'Oh, I'm done with my bottle - what should I do? I'll just eat it.'

Dom: Hey Chris, is the pool working at your house?
Chris: What do you mean is it working? It's a tub of water.

Chris: Oh man, I've gotten the last cards the past three hands!
Dom: So that means you have a queen and a ....
Chris: Oh crap!

Paul: Why do I feel like Cheeshead is going to be rubbing my feet tomorrow?
Brian: I don't rub, I lick.

1 comment:

Chris Burzlaff said...

I'd like to point out that I finally won with those same 2 cards that hand.