Friday, March 24, 2006

Damn you alcohol!!!!

After a night of HEAVY drinking:
Nat: Damn you alcohol!!!!

Jess: So you are coming on me
Nat: Yes, I pulled out my invisible HUGE penis and came all over you
Jess: That's not what I meant
Nat: And then is came out your nose
Jess: Low blow
Nat: hahaha
Jess: That's what I was doing when it came out my nose

Jess: I just turned water into wine
Nat: You are JESUS!!!!

1 comment:

Jess said...

Wow, upon sober reflection that's dirty!