Generational Differences Taboo

Jan: (the card is "Mardi Gras") Oh! With the beads and the boobies!

Jess: You hold your things up with this.
Becca: Belt.
Chris: Bra?

Jessica: (the card is "Ecstasy") Oh, um, really excited...
Alan: Aroused?
Jessica: You're close.
Alan: Orgasm!

Becca: Whale!
Alan: It's like that, but with a male part.
Jess: Sperm whale.

Jan: (The card is "Homer Simpson") Oh, the yellow people! The yellow people on tv!

2009 Annual Holiday Christmas Party

Rob: (on the topic of Twilight) I can be creepy and stalk teenage girls without being a vampire.
Scott: I was thinking the same thing, but didn't say it.

Jessica: I don't like people.

Rob: (talking about people) I'm so confused - what color are they?

Jessica: In some ways, I think you're the girliest one of all. For example, you've read all the Twilight books.

Chris: You can't vote because you're a woman.

Siblings

Becca: Billy, if you're going to strip, you need to do it on a pole.

Robby: Just jump on the table and do it.

Hmmm...

Jess [referring to Tim and Patrick's incessant bickering]: You guys are like brothers!... Or lovers....

Jessica: Paige or Patrick?
Chris: Paige because she's better looking.
Tim: I beg to differ.

Another question for the masses...

Imagine if BECCA were a fashion fad. Which would she be?

1. Popped up shirt collar
2. Leg warmers
3. Zubaz zebra pants
4. Mood rings
5. Ray-Ban sunglasses
6. Toga

(Leave your answer/opinion in the comments!)




Becca: You can't wear zebra pants with a toga!

Ah, friends...

Becca: Come on, I want to be picked!
Chris: That's 'cause no one wants you.
Becca: Yeah, I know... wait, what??

Consider this question posed...

Imagine if TIM accidentally backed over the neighbor's cat in the driveway, what would he do?

1. Bury it and say nothing.
2. Confess
3. Buy a replacement cat and pretend nothing happened
4. Place it on the road and say nothing
5. Blame the neighbor for inadequate cat control
6. Run over it again to make sure it was dead

(Leave your answer/opinion in the comments section!)

Live Quoting

Paige: Sex Rehab!...It helps me relate to my youth.
Tim: TMI.

Mouse!

Tim: fuck. the mouse won.
Tim: but we totally know where its hiding.