You'd get so much writing done

Jenn: You could adopt.
Rachel: What did you say? get a dog?

Jenn: There totally should be talk like a ninja day. everyone would just be silent!

kid in movie: How much do you know about faucets?
Rachel: I know a lot about Fawcetts.

Murderous rage (a nanwrimo write in)

Rachel: Oooh, should I have him kill somebody?
Sarah: The answer is always yes.