Oh dear...

Chris: It is very difficult for the unalive to exist.

VIQ Lounge

Carly: There are two kinds of people at UCSB: Those who party and those who graduate.

Quotes from the Cholo

Me: *quoting Veronica Mars* See this? This is my "over-the-moon" face.
Chris: See this? This is my "under-the-Mars" face. *pause* Keith Mars.

Freudian Slip

Natalie: Wow, Hookers is really empty. *pause* Crap,I mean Hooters!

Typical Wednesday

Chris: I know the "You're-going-to-be-a-daddy talk."
Rachel: Wha-
Chris: From TV!

Chris: Chicken: it's the chicken of the... land.

Tasty?

I heard this on my way home from class.

Guy 1: What goes in Irish Carbombs? Guinness and... a shot of what?
Guy 2: I think it's vodka. (thinks) Yeah, vodka.
Guy 1: I'm going to go to the store and getting those to make my own carbombs.