While sofa shopping...

Lady 1: I wish I brought my measuring cup.
Lady 2: Your measuring cup?
Lady 1 (glaring at lady 2): You know what I meant.

Bugle Boy!

Chris: I come from a long line of attractive people in my genes.

* Just say it out loud. Yep, there we go.

"I just make up words"

Becca: His name is Manny. Because he's not hu-manny.
Chris: Wow, you're really hamannying it up.
Rachel: You guys are crazy.
Chris: We're just uncanammy.

And later...

Chris: Does she really lust him... or does she lurst him?

Um, awkward

Rachel: PH didn't answer my last email.
Chris: Um, what? Awkward!
Rachel and Becca look very confused
Chris: Oh, I thought you said that he didn't answer your lust email.

Don't know much about Geography

Rachel (to Robert): I'll bring you some shells back from... Croatia.
Jessica: There's the ocean in Croatia?
Rachel: The Adriatic.
Jessica: That's a sea! I know some things.

We're reaching that age

Rachel: I feel like I should be finding a man and having me some babies.
Rob: See, I'm the exact opposite.
Chris: Yeah, Rob feels like he should be making babies and then find him a man.

Truely

Rob: I should call Chris this evening, let me know that I'll be be in town this weekend.
Becca: So you and Chris are the same person now?

Name game

Becca: Does "rachel" start with "becca?"

Alcohol + Puppets = A rockin' Friday night!

Watching Team America: World Police
Becca, Galen and I have the movie paused and are chatting.

Galen: I hate to kill this party, but can we see what the puppets are doing?

Becca: That's why they do it with puppets.
Jess: So we can laugh at Kim Jong Il.
Becca: And his lisp.
Jess: Yes. And his lisp.

I'm like my trailer

Amanda: Did you work on the trailer?
Rob: but mine is the one that makes the least sense, but looks the most refined
Amanda: Nice.
Amanda: Just like you.
Amanda: Nonsensical, but refined.